

The chaperone spongebob thank god portable#
He covers SpongeBob with the caramel, giving him a "tan." They are let into the party, where portable tanning lamps shine on the dancing partygoers, causing SpongeBob's caramel to harden.

While having an ice cream break, Patrick gets an idea while eating his caramel sundae.

While walking through town, a woman mistakes SpongeBob for a monster and attacks him to protect her baby. Patrick first gives him a "makeover" by covering him in mud, placing kelp jerky over his teeth, and putting hair on SpongeBob's head that was ripped from his armpits. SpongeBob feels sad because he will not be able to go to the party, but Patrick offers to help him however he can. SpongeBob suggests asking Squidward for help, who ridicules him. After Patrick finally lets him out, SpongeBob has ended up with a white "Sun Bleached" tan that dehydrates his skin. But during SpongeBob's turn, Patrick forgets to watch over SpongeBob and leaves him in for 2 hours while he goes off with a group of girls. Patrick goes first and gets a perfect tan. Patrick converts his house into a tanning machine, able to give them the minimum tan in just 15 seconds. Craig says that they cannot come if they do not get to the tan minimum and insults them for having smooth skin. Everyone is invited except for SpongeBob and Patrick, who are not tanned. Craig Mammalton, the tannest man on TV, then shows up and announces to a crowd that he is having the hottest party of the summer. SpongeBob and Patrick are playing at the beach, where all the other beach goers are tanning.
